We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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