Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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