Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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