Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
