What a fucking waste of an outfit
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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