Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Let's paint friendship bongs
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Sext me about skeletons
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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