Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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