i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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