I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The uberlube is also flammable
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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