is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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