You surviving the open bar?
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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