She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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