I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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