Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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