He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just want nice things and good sex
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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