You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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