Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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