are you still at the devil's house?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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