as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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