he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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