This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize