I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just want to make out with him forever
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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