Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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