How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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