ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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you will always have a special place in my vag
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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