We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
