Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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