Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
i've created a new STD.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Randomize