Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(602): View more from Arizona

but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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(845): View more from New York

Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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(905): View more from Toronto

Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

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(949): View more from California

Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

(1-949): View more from California

are you seriously doing this over text message

(949): View more from California

hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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(817): View more from Texas

They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.

(214): View more from Texas

Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.

(817): View more from Texas

You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!

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(417): View more from Missouri

Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.

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(805): View more from California

The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you

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