Nicole vs. Life
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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