the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.