I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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