I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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