i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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