fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
pop tarts are not kleenex
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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