oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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