Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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