Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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