She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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