i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.