She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.