On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I have vodka in my lungs
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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