he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!