fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now