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(917): View more from New York City

She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

(646): View more from New York

Lmao what?

(917): View more from New York City

It's a yes or no question.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.

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(619): View more from California

just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.

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(847): View more from Illinois

woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.

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(415): View more from California

i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.

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(909): View more from California

I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.

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