a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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