I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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