i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sorry my hands just texted you
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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