What a fucking waste of an outfit
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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