D3 body, D1 cock
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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