Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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