i just google imaged poop.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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