Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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