Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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