Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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