Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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