I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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