i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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