We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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