yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
People in love make me want to vomit
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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