this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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