IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
ok first of all what the fuck
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
