Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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