why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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