And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hello my rib-scented angel!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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